Gettin' Stoned and Gettin' Busted

Ok.. this is part post, part feeling out the technology.
Lets start with: posting a Picture of Uncle Spliff.


Uncle Spliff Head Shot

Fabulous. Now lets give you links to Uncle Spliffs
career stats and multiple ganja-related run-ins
with the law and the league...

Career stats:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/profile?statsId=0287

Busted with the Pheonix Suns:

http://espn.go.com/nba/news/2001/0207/1067212.html

Busted with the Golden State Warriors:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1981699

Busted with the Detroit Pistons:

http://www.news-star.com/stories/071102/spo_23.shtml

And my personal favorite, this one involving paint guns,
busted with the Portland Trailblazers:

http://www.wweek.com/html/dudleyL_Frmrogue080697.html

Nets GM Rod Thorn should just get Cliff's NJ Nets incident out
of the way before the playoffs.. plant a quarter in his locker, or
somethin'. Can you imagine a totally baked out Nets coach Lawrence
Frank? I can, and I think it would look approximate like this...:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/coach?id=9

Ahh... so I'd love to elaborate on how Cliff really brings together
a quality, or, propensity, rather, of J.C. and S.W., but that would
probably draw an inaugural tongue lashing (and rightfully so)
from the below mentioned J.L. about something, "I really shouldn't
publish on the Internet." So I won't.